Dave-enitions & Don-gles

Punktuation & Idiomcy: Preaching IS Practising!

2010-02-14T13:18:00.000+01:00

Got Argot? Pedalphile

2009-11-20T01:59:00.000+01:00

Got Argot? Cheeriatric

2009-11-20T01:56:00.000+01:00

Got Argot? Dye-abetic

2009-11-20T01:54:00.000+01:00

Got Argot? Disturbling

2009-11-20T01:49:00.000+01:00

Got Argot? Artichoke

2009-11-20T01:46:00.001+01:00

Got Argot? Punitentiary

2009-11-20T01:38:00.002+01:00

Seffricanisms Corrupted: Bioscope

2009-10-24T15:21:00.001+02:00

Seffricanisms Corrupted: Ja Well No Fine!

2009-10-24T15:19:00.002+02:00

Australianisms: Budgie Smuggler

2009-10-24T08:42:00.003+02:00

Idioms Questioned: Blessing In Disguise!

2009-10-22T01:48:00.002+02:00

Idioms Questioned: Goes Like A Bomb!

2009-10-22T01:14:00.001+02:00

Idioms Questioned: Sleeping Like A Baby

2009-10-21T22:56:00.002+02:00

Idioms Questioned: Getting On Like A House On Fire

2009-10-21T21:27:00.001+02:00

Idioms Questioned: Model Behaviour

2009-10-21T20:39:00.002+02:00

Australianisms: Billy Can

2009-10-19T14:05:00.002+02:00

Australianisms: Billabong

2009-10-19T13:35:00.002+02:00

Australianisms: On a Roll!

2009-10-18T18:12:00.003+02:00

Australianisms: Have a Gander!

2009-10-18T17:18:00.004+02:00

Australianisms: Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie!

2009-10-18T14:25:00.003+02:00

Qualmentary

2009-10-05T05:25:00.002+02:00

Qualmentary:

1. narrating a tale with which you take no issue;

2. lachrymose, but without the hysteria and mostly for show.

Heirobics

2009-09-24T17:03:00.001+02:00

Heirobics:

1. The effort to get noticed, God willing, as a wealthy relative nears their demise.

Oblogation

2009-09-19T08:58:00.001+02:00

Oblogation:

1. a blogging imperative, to crave such;

2. the square root of e-Ville

Eternity

2009-09-19T08:56:00.002+02:00

Eternity:

1. Measurable instances waiting for pornogrphic content to be downloaded;

2. Virtual hot beverage derived from beach-dwelling birdlife;

3. To change your mind, online.

Dignity

2009-09-12T13:26:00.002+02:00

Dignity:

1. warm beverage for social climbers;

2. V.I.T.;

3. to approve a warm bevarage for the mid-leg;

4. even tea goes digital!

Threadonistic

2009-09-12T13:19:00.002+02:00

Threadonistic:

1. given to the heady delights of facebook discussion thread distraction;

2. tangentially disposed to lose focus mid-thread;

3. the bearer of strange fruit.

Fascinate

2009-08-30T12:35:00.002+02:00

Fascinate:

1. Alternating periods of pious starvation and binge eating;

2. To secure, in place, two cubed;

3. Average political mien in a small sampling of Italians.

Parallelogrammatic

2009-08-27T16:35:00.001+02:00

Parallelogrammatic:

1. A play on words;
2. A bug in such a system.

(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved.

Format

2009-08-27T16:31:00.001+02:00

Format:

1. Quadripartite carpetting.

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Homogenisation

2009-08-27T16:15:00.002+02:00

Homogenisation:

1. Gay feline acclimitasation process;
2. Coiffure for ladies of negotiable affection;
3. Nomenclature-escaping mythical persons of diminutive stature, in the process of consumption;
4. Sated versions of 3. (above)

(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved

Dongle - The Other Half of Recognition!

2009-08-27T16:08:00.003+02:00

Dongle:

1. Hardware for software, interchangeably rigescent;
2. Submarine aspiration aid for Donald;
3. Current Purity Test champion in Dave's world;
4. Franco-esque listing style for a slang peal, showing the noun before the definitive article.

(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved

Profile

2009-08-27T16:02:00.002+02:00

Profile:

1. In favour of office stationery;
2. Record of prostitute's misdemeanours;
3. Tramp's manicure emery board;
4. Storage area / mechanism for whores.

(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved.

Herpes - Scratch That Thought!

2009-08-27T12:34:00.002+02:00

Herpes:

1. Vegetables belonging to a female;
2. Partial grammatical commentary about a female colleague;
3. Example of a word used in the debate for egalitarian and gender-free pronouns, 'herpes' is now expressed by this group as 'personpes'
4. Chemical dalliance by reptillian skanks.

(c) Dave Luis 2009. All Rights Reserved.

Capriciously

2009-08-23T22:36:00.002+02:00

Capriciously:

1. Inconsistent Oriental;

2. Being lost, but in a most discerning manner, to be lost in a manner likely to cause a miniseries or film with merchandise manufactured in China;

Aspersion

2009-08-23T22:03:00.003+02:00

Aspersion:

1. A slanderous vegetable;

2. Fetish involving elephantine blackheads;

3. Citizen of Middle Eastern country, representing gluteal interests;

4. Dire rear occurring between knee cap and ankle, a mutant.

Connect

2009-08-23T21:16:00.002+02:00

Connect:

1. To kiss, with vigour, a person of low morals;

2. Hick hickey, a throaty bruise;

3. To make false claims about the tar content of citrus fruit;

4. A conjoined frozen dessert, part. the junction where the two meet.

Political

2009-08-23T18:26:00.002+02:00

Political:

1. To tittilate, through touch, a parrot;

2. Parrot-flavoured syrup, esp. enjoyed by those with pronounciation difficulties;

3. Prone to disperse refuse with a humourless demeanour.

Coral Reef

2009-08-23T16:56:00.003+02:00

Coral Reef:

1. Warbling water feature in a dental surgery

2. Sub-aquatic coagulation of hard fruit seed

3. Symptom of narcotically-imbued delusion, the specific narcotic that imbues same

Emulate

2009-08-23T16:26:00.002+02:00

Emulate:

1. A tardy avian;

2. A tardy avian that has shuffled off this mortal coil;

3. Virtual facsimile, post-deadline, of either a certain type of footwear or domesticated farm animal, genus Equus asinus;

4. To consume such as in 3 (above) at an advanced hour, presumably as a result of first having consumed grass containing tetrahydrocannbinol;

5. Facsimile of a printer's measuring tool, recent copy thereof.

A Base Canard!

2009-08-22T11:29:00.000+02:00

I wonder if pre-web, 'down-loads' was a unit of measurement for duck feather traders?

Schweet!

2009-08-22T11:28:00.000+02:00

'Merriment' is a happy but sincere candy!

Dying to Know!

2009-08-22T11:26:00.000+02:00

I'm pondering if 'being in verb concord' on THAT flight would necessitate a definitive article or simple sentence termination?

Copulate!

2009-08-22T11:25:00.001+02:00

I have just realised that the declamatory imperative expression of a gumshoe's tardy response time is interchangeable with a vulgar synonym for coitus!

Orchestrate

2009-08-22T09:33:00.002+02:00

Orchestrate:

1. Complex numeric system in base eight for musical scales, used by certain types of whales when presenting themselves to a dominant member of the pod.

Singularity

2009-08-22T03:10:00.001+02:00

Singularity:

1. Comedian has one joke, but the punchline's a killer!

2. Cantillational command given to female sheep, celebrating Larry's warm beverage.

3. The long, dark teatime of the soul for single people called Larry.

Bathos

2009-08-22T03:09:00.000+02:00

Bathos:

1. virtual ablutions operating system that did not live up to its hype.

Punsive - A Mood

2009-08-22T03:03:00.001+02:00

I have never been so punsive before. Let's cerebrate two Knights!

Ming Me Back!

2009-08-22T03:00:00.001+02:00

I posit that the age during which Oriental vase makers that sang during their 'female troubles' is to be known as the Mingstrual Period. So named by famed and consistent homosexual specialist from China, Perieau Dick Lee.

Quiptic Cruise Control

2009-08-22T02:59:00.002+02:00

I am on a quiptic cruise, though that ship's rudder oarful, the sale etude will tide you over. It's boatiful to watch the pungry seamen come in waves, and the star board is sin till late!

After-Dinner Mince

2009-08-22T02:57:00.000+02:00

I would rather like a pun-ish mint, but won't let the compliment tarry behind bum out his mincing machine.

Feud For Thought!

2009-08-22T02:55:00.001+02:00

I am looking for a shop that sells single Irish-Italian knees in tins - you know the stuff - Can O' Lone Knees? I need one to go beyond the girl next door - just to go pasta and giver her a pizza my mind.

Just So By The Way!

2009-08-22T02:49:00.000+02:00

I am certain that if you stand in the shadow of a barely cooked pictographic font, that space is known as ince al dente lee, but I guess puns like that are not your type?

Coal S - A Sense

2009-08-22T02:47:00.000+02:00

I wonder if the vapours that coalesce off the edges of the wings of aircraft can affect the telly by remote contrails? Will the telly get a coalesce-sense and refuse a large bore ding pass if you greet by microwave?

Juan for the Books!

2009-08-22T02:46:00.000+02:00

I believe that an objectionable Mexican should be renamed Juan Kerr!

Cumber - On Cue!

2009-08-22T02:44:00.000+02:00

I have just discovered 'cumber' is a real word, meaning 'hindrance'. Therefore, if your line at the bank is not moving and you're late as a result, is that a queue cumber? Alternately, if a country's national feeling is that there are too many obstacles to overcome successfully, are they said to be in a cumber nation-lock?

Valhalla - A Decor-able Thought!

2009-08-22T02:42:00.000+02:00

I contemplate Valhalla, and Thor's hammer display at the front of the building. Clearly then, a case of Mallets o' Forecourt!

Punnish - A Ponderism

2009-08-22T02:41:00.000+02:00

I speak Punglish effluently and am going to get my Jargue on!

Pun Gent I Am! (A Confession)

2009-08-22T02:37:00.000+02:00

I am a pun gent, who, like verb-ous before him, runs OS-tentation in his mental thesaurus hunt - it's the operating system that provides guidelines in-tent on a) voiding and b) leaving your marquee without pitch, but in stead, e-Wrecked and too-messant! It's a camp-act solution that's sat Nev down and forced his Gee to pee 'S' on the Pundra in Cyberia (oooh that's a goody!)

Emporium

2009-08-22T02:35:00.000+02:00

Emporium:

1. Dired ink that clogs a printing measurement tool.

FaceBook Farm Town, or A Day in the Puntry - A Ponderism

2009-08-22T02:31:00.000+02:00

I will not agree culture is for cow wards on Farm Town even though Michelle ploughs on in the belief that online cornography is e-maizing!

Heart Shapes - a Ponderism

2009-08-22T02:28:00.000+02:00

I think if you have your heart shaped in the letters of the alphabet, some letters won't work - but the A oughtta!

Masticate - a Ponderism

2009-08-22T02:27:00.000+02:00

I wonder if you selectively masticate, you're being chewsier than normal?

Dave-enition

2009-08-22T01:59:00.000+02:00

Officially the second word I have coined, that this blog is named after. Though I coined it, the definition is a collaboration between Don and myself, naturally!

Dave-enition:

1. Dave-enition: when you provide a new interpretation (meaningless) for ordinary words in order to define your presence in a specific (and present, but ultimately unclear moment), in other words, by substituting accepted word meanings with new explanatory dongles, that is giving the Dave-enition. It is also mandatory to note that while this is...uh....Dave-enition of Dave-enition, we (that's Don and I) are in no way forced to commit to these dongles nor are we bounden by any obligations. Ergo, without commitment and obligation, Dave-enition is also a synonym for 'relationship'.

Dave-enitions are often presented without the word they are re-defining, and appear almost completely unZenlike as stand-alone questions or statements. It is only once their corresponding word is revealed that Dave-enitions confide their brilliance - for example, the Dave-enition 'lachrymal proclamation with added maternal endearment' is at first utter nonsense, until its coadunation is revealed as 'Chrysanthemum'. The link, tenuous rather than missing, is often an auditory one. Visual coadunations are rare, and therefore bloody good!

Alternity

2009-08-22T01:50:00.000+02:00

The first word I ever made up! Well, the first word that I actively considered a proper word for everyday usage, coined solely by me!

Alternity:

1. The state or place, to which we retreat each time we utter a wish about ourselves, be it to change our location, situation or happenstance in life, for example merely saying "I wish it was the weekend!" transports you to a time and place you'd rather be.